17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

#eheh   

dashdrive:

will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong

#eheh   

fictivetruism:

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

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wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

jakethenicholas:

Person: “What type of music do you listen to?”

Me: 

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#eheh   #film   
#film   

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan